PRINCE CHARMING, PRINCE ANDREW AND I NOTICE WOMEN’S FEET
Back in the Truman administration, Mom read me the Cinderella story about a prince who brought his entire kingdom to a screeching halt to track down a woman who lost […]
KNEELING BEFORE MY HERO (AND CURBSTONES)
Call it irony, call it painful justice, but watch out for what you hate. The MBTA guys usually get clobbered in the press—for delays, mechanical failures, and budgets that balloon like overfed whales. To suggest that any of them might be heroes sounds like a setup line in a […]
FUTURE OF MANKIND-WE’VE SEEN THE FART FILLEDFILM BEFORE
“Hey Hughston- You got a problem down there\ lHumans like to think they’re the crowned species of Earth — genius overlords with Wi-Fi, air fryers, and the ability to schedule […]
A PLASTIC SALAD BOWL SAVED MY MARRIAGE (AGAIN)
Let’s get one thing straight:Having kids and having a long, happy marriage are not the same skill. Mother Nature gives you all the instinct you need for kids—urge, hormones, the […]
HUSBANDS: TAKE A STAND ON FLUFFY PILLOWS
How It All Began: My Descent into Pillow Madness It started innocently enough. The world shut down due to/COVID. Civilization paused. Travel ceased. I, a free man, a thinker, a […]
STOP THE KILLING-GIVE PUTIN A MAR-A-LAGO SUITE
In my youth, Mussolini—the pompous human meatball of Fascism—had recurring night terrors. Not of war, but of his own people turning on him, stringing him up by his boots, and […]