BUSTED IN PROVIDENCETOWN
BUSTED IN PROVINCETOWN Octogenarian vice ring smashed by iPhone shutdown error Last night the Provincetown police pounded on our hotel room door. This is never encouraging. Police officers rarely arrive […]
MY IMMIGRANT WIFE CORRECTS MY ENGLISH
The indignity of having your vocabulary upgraded by a foreigner half a century late Humiliation is a nasty sentiment we should leave behind in youth. By my age, dignity ought […]
MERYL STREEP IN PRADA AND MUD
Soon enough you’ll be watching the new Devil Wears Prada sequel. Or at least you should—unless you’ve taken a moral stand against couture, cheekbones, and people who pronounce “cerulean” with authority. It’s […]