CHICKEN COOP APOCALYPSE
As a kid I carried water to the chicken coop each morning in a glass gallon jug. In the winter the water was quite hot. For an eight year old, […]
ANGRY WOODWINDS SHOULD RULE
RULE? HELL, WE SHOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD I’m pissed. The fawning public adulation bestowed on string players, the plethora of composers writing string quartets and concertos is too damn […]
SHOWING UP IS 80% OF LIFE
I feel deficient in the heroic, celebrity status my ego demands. It’s neither an enviable nor horrible sensation, but there seems to be a lack of grandiosity or even significance […]
DREAMS CAN BITE YOU IN THE BUTT
I dream dreams but they often crash up against unexpected realities. In our world of “lookism” where appearance is judged important, we tend to see people in terms of their […]
PROFESSIONAL POTTY PATHFINDERS
TALENTED TOILET TIGERS I have seen the future of travel. It’s not exactly pretty and is going to require some kind of a hack or work around. American travelers come […]
