Homo Sapien: Proud of it
Human IQ is nice, but for miracles, you need instinct—a cosmic force. Picture this: a wise old turtle, emblem of the reptile community, a charming Monarch butterfly from the insect […]
Master of the Universe or Befuddled Senior
We homo sapiens have much to be proud of regarding the past 50,000 years. We went from the caves to the Bronze Age to intergalactic space exploration in practically no […]
TAKE YOUR SILLINESS SERIOUSLY
This week Pope Francis, a sober spiritual leader of the Western world called in the clowns, 150 comics (Whoopi Goldberg, James Fallon, and Conan O’Brien). The Vatican keeps track of […]
LIBERTY, LONELY, PLUS CREATIVITY
We are the land of freedom and liberty. As a politician, you must wrap yourselves in liberty and remind voters of all you’ve done to increase Liberty. Responsibility (the Siamese Twin of Liberty) gets less ink in campaign literature. Freedom infuses our national spirit, and may be an obsession of […]
INAPPROPRIATE SEX-THE FIRST ACT
When Harry met the first Yevette. Male/female attraction doesn’t simply pull us together like two magnets. Such strong forces pushing and pulling cause no end of damage. As a […]
IMMIGRATION IS SIMPLE. IT’S ABOUT YOUR DIAPER CHANGE
It all starts with your Replacement: aka Not making enough babies. We’re not even close. You can complain to your legislators, or sit back and chuckle at the irony of […]