
Back in the Truman administration, Mom read me the Cinderella story about a prince who brought his entire kingdom to a screeching halt to track down a woman who lost her shoe. At five years old, I knew nothing of kinky kings with a foot fetish, but I did know this: a man with a palace to run should not be mooning over footwear. This “dereliction-of-duty tale” soured me on women’s shoes for life.
Then came Prince Andrew, splashed across the tabloids for sucking on Fergie’s toes. In Boston, we don’t go in for that sort of thing. We don’t even joke about doing that. And since then, I’ve lived six shoe-indifferent decades of marriage to Minako, raised granddaughters, and watched a million pairs of women’s shoes pass me by like ghosts in the night.
Meanwhile, the global shoe industry exploded. Half of Italy got jobs making, marketing, and polishing ladies’ footwear. My own house turned into a branch office of Imelda Marcos, with shoe racks groaning under the weight of the national debt.
But me? Nothing. Nada. Not a glance. Shoes were for keeping feet warm, dry, and covered. They weren’t fashion. They weren’t romance. They weren’t on my radar. Do other men remember what shoes their beloved wore on their wedding day? Or even last week? We obsess over wardrobe nicklines, hemlines, hairstyles, and lipstick. Shoes never cracked the top ten.
Until last night.
Minako, who may or may not have hinted that our diamond anniversary was approaching, had arranged dinner out. She had a whole ensemble—skirt, blouse, vest-like thing—and there they were: black leather medium heels, stylish, gleaming, impossibly coordinated.

And I… noticed.
It wasn’t exactly a thunderclap from the heavens, but to me it was a thing. A revelation. A man who had gone sixty years as a “shoe mute” suddenly heard a “Satori Moment” of footwear. I even said something out loud: “Those are great shoes.”
She looked at me with the suspicion of a woman who knows her husband has been faking deafness for six decades. But I wasn’t faking. For once, I saw what she had been wearing on her feet all along.
So what’s the moral? Maybe I’ve turned into an octogenarian fashionista. Or maybe, just maybe, after sixty years of love, even a blind man can finally notice the shoes.
Categories: Humor
Happy Anniversary Minako & Barclay. If the shoe fits, wear it!” Leo & Veronica
Oh Barclay, thank goodness you noticed those shoes:)! You are in love with the lovely Minako and her beautiful shoes after all!
Ah, maybe a fetish in infancy?
With my beloved, shoes are generally totally missing and barefoot is again in fashion or are utilitarian well-worn models usually associated with jogging. On rare occasions (a funeral or someone’s wedding) a pair of black something or other clodhopper flats appear. Works for me, and our budget. Of course she for all practical purposes daily dresses like a ten year old boy and totally avoids clothing stores opting instead for a local Salvation Army type outlet, which again is easy on the budget. WINNING!
You obsess about shoes, how about why women, and only women consider open toed slip ons as fashion statements. An old Army buddy used to refer to these as “Joan Crawford Come Fuck Me” shoes. Why, I don’t know, but the description has stayed with me for over 60 years. But a manicured, painted big toe protruding out from behind a leather sheath seems alluring…to some.
Congratulations lovebirds. V & L
I Think Prince Andrew Is on the same level as Donald Trump, Warren Jeffs, Harvey Weinstein, Matt Lauer, Diddy, Roger Ailes, Danny Masterson, Jared Fogle, Prince Andrew, Duke of York, Bill Cosby, Marilyn Manson, R. Kelly, James Franco, Andrew Tate, Jimmy Savile, Jeffrey Epstein,
Fergie’s foot fetishist was her then-lover, not the Prince …