DON’T JUST SIT THERE! DO SOMETHING CLANDESTINE

  It is a brutal truth among my retirement fraternity, that you can’t find much espionage, revolution, mayhem or appalling lust. I should be so lucky as to have the security surveillance industry spends hours covertly observing my daily activities. They would discover mind-numbing “nothingburgers”. Not much deep state revelations or hanky-panky there. […]