GREASE HAPPENS
Photo:Unilad My wife, Minako, returned recently from the BMW dealership. Her experience was hygienic, businesslike and efficient. The “Dealership Visit Experience” was a study in time motion, focus group approved […]
WHEN DID INAPPROPRIATE SEX BEGIN?
Young or old, we all think about sex. Nubile women in skimpy wardrobes have long been an attraction for men. However, it is the problems that come with this “attraction […]
BALLERINA
Last night we achieved an accomplishment that was decades in the making. We drove granddaughter Sofia home from her debut performance of the Nutcracker suite ballet. She was stunning in […]
ZEN AND THE ART OF CAR WASHING
You can always tell when Spring arrives in New England. Daffodils pop up, snow banks are hard to find, and car freaks invade the shopping mall parking lots with their weekend car shows. These auto exhibitionists have switched their convertibles into topless mode, throwing open their hoods to expose […]
Henry & the Jabbering Monkeys
Henry took in the late November sun as he sat in his silver wheelchair outside the Pasadena Hospice Center. “To be ejected from hospice does not happen often,” he thought. […]
A VICTORY FOR MY MALE FRIENDS
Gentlemen, do you feel you are no longer master of your domain? Has much of your valuable family time been occupied with discussions about the upright position of your toilet […]