THE RUBIES AND ENCHILADA’S OF LIFE
Like many men, I gravitate towards the heroic “Master of the Universe” visions. Triumph, audacity, and grandeur all loom large when I visualize my life. I don’t see my history […]
AUDACITY WORKS
“How do I tell winners from losers?” coach Kevin was saying.” I simply ask the candidate if he can play the game. “If he tells me he is so good […]
EATEN BY A LION? WE’VE SEEN WORSE
MADAGASCAR? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING! “You could end up dying in a far out place like that”, my friend told me as we were packing for a trip to Africa. […]
LIQUIDATE ALL OF US? YOU WOULDN’T DARE
The first time I applied for a loan, my bank required that I produce an annual balance sheet. They wanted me to convince them I wasn’t blowing all their money […]
WHY MY TRUTH IS NOT YOURS
At 500 million dollars net worth, Dolly Parton is the wealthiest of my favorite 21st-century philosophers. Asked about being the poster child for “dumb blonds”, she pulled a switcheroo and […]
A POWER POINT PRESENTATION OF YOUR HYGENIC HORROR STORIES
My Dirty Little Secrets Do you ever wonder what your cleaning lady thinks of you? Do you worry whether or not you measure up in her eyes? “Who cares?” you […]