BUSTED IN PROVIDENCETOWN
BUSTED IN PROVINCETOWN Octogenarian vice ring smashed by iPhone shutdown error Last night the Provincetown police pounded on our hotel room door. This is never encouraging. Police officers rarely arrive […]
TWO GUYS TAKE ON “FIVE GUYS”
IIT WASN’T EVEN A CONTEST We sat through a long symphony last night. It lacked excitement and inspiration. Nevertheless, for this couple, the night was a roaring success. Not the […]
WHY MY TRUTH IS NOT YOURS
At 500 million dollars net worth, Dolly Parton is the wealthiest of my favorite 21st-century philosophers. Asked about being the poster child for “dumb blonds”, she pulled a switcheroo and […]
DREAMS CAN BITE YOU IN THE BUTT
I dream dreams but they often crash up against unexpected realities. In our world of “lookism” where appearance is judged important, we tend to see people in terms of their […]
WHEN DID INAPPROPRIATE SEX BEGIN?
Young or old, we all think about sex. Nubile women in skimpy wardrobes have long been an attraction for men. However, it is the problems that come with this “attraction […]