A PLASTIC SALAD BOWL SAVED MY MARRIAGE (AGAIN)
Let’s get one thing straight:Having kids and having a long, happy marriage are not the same skill. Mother Nature gives you all the instinct you need for kids—urge, hormones, the […]
HUSBANDS: TAKE A STAND ON FLUFFY PILLOWS
How It All Began: My Descent into Pillow Madness It started innocently enough. The world shut down due to/COVID. Civilization paused. Travel ceased. I, a free man, a thinker, a […]
STOP THE KILLING-GIVE PUTIN A MAR-A-LAGO SUITE
In my youth, Mussolini—the pompous human meatball of Fascism—had recurring night terrors. Not of war, but of his own people turning on him, stringing him up by his boots, and […]
LIVE IN A CAVE OR VISIT THE MOON?
WHY IT TOOK SO LONG TO GET SMART I want to be proud of my ancestors, but they screwed up. They spent a disgraceful half-million years doing nothing. Thousands of […]
HISTORIES BEST LOVE GIFT
T Scholars don’t study romance, but without it, there would be no reproduction; thus, we wouldn’t exist. This story is a shout-out for history’s leading lovers and the rest who […]
TWO GUYS TAKE ON “FIVE GUYS”
IIT WASN’T EVEN A CONTEST We sat through a long symphony last night. It lacked excitement and inspiration. Nevertheless, for this couple, the night was a roaring success. Not the […]