Passing through S.E Connecticut, I happened to sit in a café booth listening to a couple of Native Americans discussing their Pequot tribe.

“Earl,” the first elderly man started, “I see this month the press is obsessing about “Replacement Theory.” Seems whites are fearful that non-whites are entering the nation in such numbers that the jobs, leadership, education, and everything will pass into the hands of non-whites. Caucasians must be scared to death.”

“I don’t think you and I will replace anyone,” Earl. “So we don’t have much to worry about. Don’t talk too loudly about this because you might offend someone’s sensibilities, but why didn’t our people think of that? In 1491 our fathers had the whole continent’s real estate to ourselves. Everything was ours. Turn around, and the next moment, what do you see? We let in all that Euro Trash, religious fanatics, and gun-slinging settlers. 

ALL WE GOT WAS A CASINO

Our people tried to be hospitable; feed them, and get them through those first winters. But no good deed goes unpunished! They got the continent, and what did we get? A couple of lousy gambling parlors.”

PEQUOT’S FOXWOODS CASINO

“You know Sam; I say it all goes back to those naive Neanderthals’. They had a good thing going in Europe. They enjoyed some 200,000 or 300,000 happy hunting and gathering years all by themselves. Then they allowed thousands of immigrants from the south into their homeland. Those hordes of unwashed homo sapiens with their foreign language and culture ruined the place. That Sapiens race is just no damn good.”

” Once that race of foreigners got a foothold on the European continent, they bred like rabbits. Soon they replaced the established landholders who had occupied the place for centuries. Neanderthals had been good custodians of the land, forest, and clean air. Now, look at the continent! It’s a smoke-belching war torn dump. “

‘Then those same Sapiens came flooding our American continent. And what do they do? First, they start moaning because non-whites like you, me, and others might “Replace” them as the majority population.”

THOSE WHITE GUYS HAVE HUMOR; OR AT LEAST IRONY

“You have to give whites credit for their sense of irony. And the same for you and me, who won’t talk too loud about this Theory for fear of offending their sensibilities. That shouldn’t keep anyone awake at night?”